'We're already paying big Al!'

'Just a minute! aren't we supposed to have sex first?'

'If it's such a good aphrodisiac, how come there's only seventy-nine of us?'

Born 1944. Escaped education and worked in advertising agencies for ten years before becoming freelance. Has worked for Punch, Private Eye, The Sunday Times, The Guardian, Express etc. Books include 'The Criminals Bumper Fun Book, 'The Mouse and Mrs Proudfoot'.